Thursday, June 10, 2010

'oll

So I guess I have a blog poll now (that i'll probably update every few months or so).
Sweet, right? Have fun guys.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

'ool.

If you could have a swimming pool full of anything except water, what would it be and why?


Squirrels. Seriously. Just a big writhing pit of squirrels.

Monday, June 7, 2010

petit poisson, petit poisson, vole vole voooollle.

If I were a fish that disobeyed some of the more recent evolutionary ideologies, and instead chose to abide by the evolutionary doctrine of Jean-Baptiste Lamarck (which claims that it is possible for an organism to acquire an advantageous physical trait [in this case, wings] within the span of a single lifetime and pass that characteristic onto its offspring), then I would have many places to go and many things to do, such as the deliberate construction of stupid run-on sentences chock full of unnecessary information on the dos and don'ts of evolutionary premise and propriety.