the life
of the
common
Freakasaurus
Rex.
My wiener dog has this odd habit of using her two front legs to pull herself along the floor, its probably one of the cuter things you'll see in life. Its like she's pretending to be paraplegic. After we laughed at it this morning, my mother said that if the sensory function of her back extremities were lost, she'd not only buy her wheels, but a dog segway. WTF.
What's even cuter is my nutcase of a girlfriend. Because she's not just one nut, she's a whole case. One could say that she is composed of many-a-cashew. Apparently she is a cannibal too, for she enjoys eating cashews quite a bit. What a Freakasaurus. What a nutcase, actually. Sometimes she thinks she's silly things, like a starfruit, or a sparkler. But we all know that if she caught fire, she wouldn't sparkle, she would probably scream and roll on the floor.
This weekend I have to write a silly English project regarding a character from Lord of the Rings, and which songs would be found on their iPod. Sure, I chose the project out of around 8 other ones (they looked harder), but I still think this one's silly. It is a little known fact that during the Journey of the Fellowship, each member would pull out his iPod once in a while to let off some steam. Oftentimes, the Hobbits would sing jauntily to Country and Folk, and Gimli would bang his head to Classic Rock, and Legolas put the 'hip' in Hip Hop, and Gandalf and Aragorn got down with some disco. But my project is about Boromir. So far I have one, maybe two songs for him. Bleh.
Whatever, I'm going to a party tonight, where we'll see our much-missed Edmonton friend Jenny, and be scavengers outside in the snow and cold. Wooohooo! Awoooo!
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