Each breath we take makes us thieves

Still breathing.

If I could wager a guess, I'd say that when this picture was taken, I was thinking a little too hard about.... dairy. Or like.. alpaca farms, and the mirth they generate in a number of Earth's inhabitants. I was thinking about something off the charts weird for sure, though, cause this is one of my better photos, and they always happen when I am not really concentrating on the camera.

I recently fell asleep on my bedroom floor. That's a real rush. If you've never done it, give it a shot. It's the kind of thing you see in stories a lot, but don't actually get to do very often. I even had to wake up after a few hours because it was so intense. 

Know what I would secretly want to do sometimes, when I am at a pool or on the beach? Take my towel and clothes with me into the water so that nobody steals them. But I have never done that.

Well, I'm sick, and that sucks. My symptoms are minor right now, but they will probably be horrid before long, and they all scarily point to Swine Flu, otherwise known as "la Grippe Porcine!" While I'm making a reference to the French language, I've come to the realization that I don't know enough random vocabulary to survive a day amidst a French-speaking populace. Like, really. I'm very proud of my grammar and pronunciation (contrary to pronounciation), and yet my grammatical skill is rendered useless because I don't know the translation for words like 'ferret,' or 'tentacle,' or a number of important everyday words, which I could integrate into my sentence structure. In fact, I had forgotten completely what the word for 'leg' was, which I think is pretty influential on my day-to-day doings. I had been wondering about that word for what seems like 4 months, because I know I had learned it way back in the seventh grade or something, but I never bothered to look it up. We don't learn enough french in high school, we just write stupid stressful essays, and fill out meaningless sheets about some book with an obscure moral that we'll all forget within a few months. This may make me seem like a dull individual, but I would much rather have a series of worksheets on conjugation and semi-useful vocabulary. sigh.

I see no reason to not type the alphabet:

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